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OK, I´m going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me!

Mic check one two.. we recordin? I´m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn´t wanna answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death then I choked you again Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit me, I´ma even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally I get you blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!) My nerves hurt, and lately I´m on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!) Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says: smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I´m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I´m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I´m white, ignorin skill Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don´t get pissed, y´all don´t even see through the mist How the fuck can I be white, I don´t even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won´t go down, how do I wave? And this is how I´m supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don´t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now don´t you wanna grow up to be just like me!

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold´ Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) My mind won´t work if my spine don´t jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I´m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That´ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) My rap style´s warped, I´m runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother´s corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn I´m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother.. are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I´m in pain? I take a breather and sighed; either I´m high, or I´m nuts Cause if you ain´t tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo shit it´s over with I bought Cage´s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID Don´t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I´ve been with 10 women who got HIV Now don´t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don´t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

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