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[]_I LuV ThiS Coz Its TrUe_[]

all 101 thingz are on here bcoz ifty only out up the 15 best. My Edited versioncheck em out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.. You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you

2.. Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)

3.. Your cousin is said to have "gone abroad to get married", but you know he's doing time in prison

4.. You were taught never to talk to strangers at primary school, yet your parents force you to call a complete stranger "Auntie"

5.. Your uncles crack jokes that aren't even funny

6.. "Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness

7.. You somehow think you're related to Prince Naseem Hamed

8.. Your remote control is still in its plastic packet

9.. You use your religion to get yourself out of almost anything e.g. P.E, class discussions, debates, etc.

10.. You secretly meet your boyfriend/girlfriend in the most obvious places (e.g. your front garden) and expect NOT to get caught by your parents

11.. "GET YOUR BACK-UP DOWN" and "KICK OFF!" is your solution to every problem

12.. You studied A' Level Maths but still think it's possible to fit 100 people into 1 car

13.. You wear sunglasses in hail, sleet and snow

14.. You accuse the shopkeeper of being racist when he kindly asks you to pay for your packet of crisps

15.. Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite s3x

16.. You hire a convertible in mid-December

17.. You secretly watch "ZEE T.V." but pretend you've never heard of it

18.. "My mate wants to check ya!" is secretly your chat-up line

19..your car is better than your house (Dad drives a Lincoln)

20.. You think you're part of the MAFIA, yet you study Law

21..You seem to think that this list DOES NOT apply to you

22.. You become obsessed with a member of the opposite s3x, ring their house everyday, follow them home.and get rejected (you then ask out their best mate)

23.. You think it's a sin if you admit you've revised before an exam (TRUE!!)

24.. You wonder why the person you fancy doesn't come over when you and your mates hang out

scream, "Yo! Come over 'ere!"

25.. At the age of 30, you still think you can get away with paying child fare on the bus

26.. You have a telephone at home but nobody is (ever) allowed to use it

27.. You find a photo of a man with bushy hair, white shoes and sunglasses. you ask who he is and find out it's your uncle

28.. Your wear DKNY yet your mum buys material from Longsight Market

29.. You've failed your driving test 6 times, but you've been driving for the past 3 years

30.. In the primary school nativity plays you were always the donkey in the background (and if you were extra lucky, you were given the part of the villager)

31.. You're related to your husband/wife even before you've married them

32.. The bus never stops for you

33.. You're the last person to see your wedding card . and the person you're getting married to

34.. Even your underwear is designer

35.. You dance at a complete stranger's wedding (and claim you are a distant relative)

36.. You somehow think you were involved in Tu Pac's death

37.. You drive your car around the same spot for 10 years playing music that was out in '95

38.. You achieve A*'s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER

39.. Your car is better than your house

40.. Universities let you in for Medicine just by looking at you

41.. You are offended by this list and you're going to make a complaint about it

42.. At home you have a butcher's knife which is bigger than your head

43.. Wilmslow Road is like a second home to you

44.. There is a tub of "PRIDE GHEE" and a sack of "TILDA BASTMATI" in your hallway

45.. Your mum asks you what you want to be when you're 6 six years old and you say, "a Bollywood Superstar".ten years later you're still saying the same thing

46.. You can't go to certain places because your Uncle works there

47.. You think you're life is just ONE BIG INDIAN FILM

48.. You somehow think you are a member of the F.B.I and therefore have to have code-name for everything e.g. T.P.

49.. You seem to think that an ordinary car is a racing car and ordinary roads are racing tracks, thus explaining why you speed around thinking you're Damon Hill

50.. You were forced to watch Indian films during your childhood, and then your parents wonder why you lack in intelligence

51.. You are over-dressed for every occasion and seem to take it as a joke when someone calls you "Garry Glitter"

52.. You hardly ever take prescribed medicines because your parents have their own herbal cures at home

53.. Unknown "relatives" start ringing your house on the day that your exam results are coming out

54.. You are unable to open your front door because of the pile of shoes blocking the way

55.. Your Auntie has permed, dyed, damaged hair

56.. Your parents have a PANIC ATTACK when something dirty comes on t.v.

57.. A member of your family claims that they once used to live in the Taj Mahal

58.. You have 3 hobbies: CHILL, CHILL and CHILL

59.. You have to offer guests tea even before they've stepped into your house

60.. You address every other Asian person on the planet as "your cousin"

61.. You think you have the ability to take on the entire police force

62.. You dress identical to your friends and your favourite colour is black (Not true i h8 black and am totally unique)

63.. Girls: Your brother thinks he's your dad

64.. Your wedding takes place in either a community centre or a crappy restaurant on Wilmslow Road (Not Pagal and Ifty, they gettin marrid in buckingham palace)

65.. You know how an Indian film will end even before it's started (but you still watch it)

66.. You're related to your doctor (True)

67.. You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you haven't seen half of these people in your life)

68.. At school, your parents were never aware of Parents' Evening (.and if they did attend Parents' Evening and you got a bad report, you told them that the teachers were all racist hehe u knoooooooooo)

69.. You arrive late at every party becasue your parents asked where you were goin.

70.. At weddings the cameraman only ever cameras you when you're eating

71.. Your phone line has been cut off at home, yet you own more than one mobile phone (applies to the asian lads including me)

72.. In primary school, your parents forced you to wear a glittery jumper with cats on it (Not true coz i woz forced to wear rockports and all the stupid brand names to be shown off)

73.. In high school, you teacher kept asking you if you were "forced to do things"

74.. In college, you either witnessed or were involved in a fight

75.. In University, you went to a Bhangra gig that ended with a big fight involving weird men wearing glittery pants and tacky golden earrings

76.. Your dad wears big, tinted-coloured sunglasses from the 60s (don't even get us started on the yellow shirts)

77.. The closest you can get to appearing on Ricki Lake is CAFÉ 21

78.. Your parents find no criticisms in an Indian film where some guy jumps off a cliff and jumps back up again, people burst into song when their relatives are dying, evil politicians rule the world, and even the police don't give a crap (and then they wonder why you prefer to watch "Eastenders")

79.. At parties, you wear more glitter and sparkly bits than a Christmas tree (I shine without bling)

80.. You get ever-excited when you see another Asian person on t.v. (Ma cuzin in coronation street no joke)

81.. You have attended every MELA ever organised and it is hosted in pakistan ..... i mean BRADFORD

82.. You accuse your cousin of fancying you

83.. You lie to your parents about where you've been (i do... not)

84.. You know the name of every Asian person in College/University, and they know your name.but you never let on

85.. You know the lyrics to every Indian song ever written, but you deny it (Ifty and Pagal)

86.. You come home to the sounds of Asian Sound Radio or B4U

87.. Your parents force you to listen to old Indian/Ghazal songs (I force ma parents to lisen to 50 cent and G-Unit)

88.. Your auntie always wants you to have a secret relationship with her son/daughter

89.. You are constantly being compared to every other Asian kid on the Planet

90.. You pronounce English words in a typical accent when speaking to your parents e.g. toilet: "Toylat" (lol)

91.. You never go to the library "to work"

92.. Your phone number is x-directory (077........)

93.. A member of the opposite s3x simply says "hello" and you accuse them of stalking you

94.. You receive phone numbers from complete strangers(Fact: Tussif Iqbal has 243 Numbers on 2 sim cards and 2 fones and they are all girls)

95.. You own a gold chain with your name engraved on it

96.. Guys: you lock your sister up and then go out chilling yourself

97.. You have cousins that you've never even heard of

98.. At Bollywood superstar concerts you're more interested in the people in the audience than the actual stars performing the show (where Tussif gets his numbers from)

99.. You wonder why people stare when you hire out a grand limousine for a wedding in a run down community centre located in the middle of nowhere

100.. You have received a prank phone call at least once in your life (Received 243 prank calls in a day)

101.. When celebrating a religious festival, you suddenly feel the need to scream and shout, dance on top on restaurants, cars. and even your friend's shoulders for that matter (EID MUBARAK!!!)

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