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Murphy´s Law

Murphys law on sex

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves u, the easier it is to leave her.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you´ve had it, if it´s offered take it, because it´ll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you´ve got and 50% what people think you´ve got.

8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it will last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man´s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

14. Neves sleep with anyone crazier than yourrelf.

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can´t stand years later.

16. Sex is dirty only if it´s done right.

17. It is always the wrong time of the month.

18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won´t either.

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