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'¤'FUNNY SMS'¤

Filmi life aur Asli life mekya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film mebahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life meshadi k bad bahut mushkilhoti hai.
It was Santa's wedinganiversary.Preeto :Shall vhav Tandoori chicken to
celebrate? Santa:y punishda poor chicken for damistake v hav made
Fizao me tum ho Hawaome tum ho Baharo me tumho Dhoop me tum hochhaon me
tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buriaatma ka koi thikana nahihota...
U'r very special for me.I'm very concerned about u'rsafety. But I can't be
with u always. So please,Take Care of yourself whenu jump from 1 tree 2another!
Definition of a Nurse
" a young andbeautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds
your hand and then expects your pulse to benormal...!"
To,
The A.C.P,
Police station
Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to SMSme,I kindly request u totake action against him &encounter His USELESSmobile !
Jab hum roya karengeteri yaden dhoyakarenge,Jab hum piakarenge tujhe yaad
kia karenge,
Agar hum marbhi gaye to kyahoga,YAMRAJ ke mobile seSMS kia karenge
Bhagwan ke bina mandiradhoora hai, dosti ke binajeevan adhoora hai,patni ke
bina ghar adhoora hai,AURAAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORAHAI.
Yeh kis tarah yaad aarahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhinazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta haijaise saamne khade ho aurPOONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!!
Aankho me "SHARAFAT"
Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur
Chehre me "SAFAI"
...
{HA HA HA HA HA}
phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI".
" jindagi mai kabhi pyaarmat karna,
ho jaye to inkaar mat karna,
nibha sako to isme kadamrakhna,
Varna kisi ki jindagi barbadmat karna."
Pad likh kar kya karnahai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi topadhna hai !!
So enjoy
Hey kishan aaj barsaat hojaye
Kam se kam ek katori panibhar jaye
Jo mujhe SmS na karteho,uska
mobile usme doob jaye
NA RAHEGA PHONE
NA BAJEGHI TONE
Welcome..
Khushi paane k liye..
1 dabaaye
Muskuraane k liye..
2 dabaaye
Mujhse dosti k liye..
3 dabaaye
Mujhse chutkara paane kliye..
Apna gala dabaaye..plz

Ek Dost ka wada haimarte dum tak Saathnibhayenge Mout aaye totumse pehle hum jayengetumko na bhool payenge isiliye tumko bhi saath lejayenge.
Kya tum ped pe chadsakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakteho,
kya sina cheer k dikhasakte ho,
nai na,
beta kewal shakal bandarjaisi hone se koi Hanumannai hota.
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,ise zarurat h jatane ki
Apni khubsurti ko matchupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Abaur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat h nahane ki..
BOY: BUS,train aur ladki1jaisi hi hoti hai, 1 jati hai todusri aa jati hai.
Girl: Autoriksha, taxi aur ladke 1jaise hote hai,1bulao to 4 chale aate hai..!

When I am: Kareeb
There is only: Khamoshi
I want to speak: Dil Se
That's my kind of: Ishq
I want this to be: Gupt
As I always have: Darr
That I...
...HotaHai
In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki
I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya
May be : Dil To Pagal Hai
Because: Jab Pyar KisiseHota Hai
The whole world appearsas: Dushman
But anyway: Pyar To HonaHi Tha
Saas apni bahu ko:- helpingverb ke saath, Chaar saalke baad paida bhi ki to beti
Bahu ne kaha:- agar aapkebete ke sahare rahti to yebhi na hoti
Pati ne patni ko aawaz lagakar kah:- suno chaar bachoki maa khana lao
Dobara:- suno chaar bachoki maa mera bag lao
ek baar phir bola:- sunochaar bacho ki maa shaamko khana time per banalena
Is per patni ne bola:- Achateen bacho ke bapu
by mosquitoes all thru' thenight.
He got irritated and drankpoison and said "Ab kaatosaalo, tum bhi maroge"
What do I do when I csumone xtreeeeeeemelycute??
I stare
n
stare
n
stare
&
I smile
&
smile
& when I get tired, i'll put dmirror down...!
widows talking ve eachother..
"We are very lucky ascompared to these marriedones. We at least knowwhere our Husbands are!"
3thngs 2 watch:
Beauty
Behav
Action
3 thngs 2control:
Tongue
Temper
Temptation
3 thngs 2Luv:
Purity
Honesty
HardWork
Send it to 3 lazy people as Idid.
FACT 1 : U cannot touch u'rlower lips with u'r tongue...
FACT 2: After reading this,90/100 idiots would try it..;-)
Accident took place.Crowdgathered.
Sardar reporter couldnt getin. Clever Sardar cried-Merabapu.
Crowd made way 4 him andit was a donkey's accident.
Ek bandari ne apni shakalaaine mein dekh li aur usnesuicide kar liya,...


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