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Wo mazaa na takht mein na taaj mein, Wo mazaa na poori duniya par raaj mein, Wo mazaa na sur mein na saaj mein jo mazaa hai TATTON KI KHAAJ mein
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Doctor nasbandi ke marij ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked, " kya hua?" Doctor replied, "char baar nasbandi ka operation karwane mere pass aaya aur har baar sala sirf BAAL saaf karva ker bhag jata hai..."
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One Sardar talk to another Sardar on telephone," Hello, main bol raha hu." Second sardar replied amazingly, "kamaal hai, idhar se bhi main bol raha hu."
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Boyfriend, " Main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta, gharwale mana kar rahe hain." Girlfriend enquired, "Ghar pe kaun- kaun hai? Boyfriend, "Ek biwi aur teen bacche."
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A man made a call and enquired, " Hello, is it 221714 ? The lady on other side asked him, "Hindi me bolo." Man asked, "kya yeh Do-Do-Ek- SAT CHODA hai? Lady replied, " Nahi Sir, yeh reliance hai TEEN- TEEN-EK-SAT- CHODA ( 331714 )"
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Biology teacher said, "Girls, the size of a penis should be 6" for successful penetration." One girl enquired, "Ma'am, how about 9"?" Teacher replied, "I was talking of NECESSITY not LUXURY!"
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One man to another, "Apki sabse badi taakat kya hai?" He replies, " meri biwi". "Aur sabse badi kamzori?" again asked. He replied, " Dusron ki biwi"
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Four Facts of Life: 1- Garib & boobs hamesha dabte hai; 2- Kismat & Bra kabi bi khul sakti hai; 3- Musibat & dick kabi bi khade ho sakte hai; 4- Gand & bomb kabi bi phat jate hai.
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Aap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NTWK ko, Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki mang kiya karte hai
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