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[ hindi funny sms ]

Hindi Funny Sms Collection
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoniko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravidme CASTROL bharwao, lekinbesharmo se cricket matkhilwao.
Asmaan mai tum ho,samundar mai tum ho, zaminpe tum, hawa mai tum, jahanb dekho tum hi tum ho.DOMEX wali aunty thik kehtithi KITANU har jagah hotehain.
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do nacoffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs kihai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrendbhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GFbanali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikaribana diya!
Agar aap chahte hain k apkeface pe dhool-mitii na lage toRoz subah lagaiye AsianPaints ka Apex Ultima jodhool-mitti ko tikne na de!
Gud Morning! Aap ye sochrahe honge ki Raat ko GudMorning kaise?
Simple! Phone mera, Paisemere, Msg mera, toh marzibhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wobhejunga.
Hair oil ki ad mein hairdikhate hain, Skin cream kiad mein Skin, Toothpaste meTeeth, Footwears me Feet,par WHISPER ki ad mein kuchnahi dikhate Jago Grahak Jago
Santa's father gave him agun on wedding night & said:Fire in air if ur wife is virgin,shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night &shot her 2nd night.
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?


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