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DIVORCE part 2

Wifes reply

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. Its true that you and i have been married for seven years,although a good man is a far cry from what you have been.
I watched my soaps because it drowns out the sound of your constant moaning.
I did notice your haircut but the first thing that came to mind was you looked like a girl. My mother always told me if you cant say something nice then say nothing so i didn't.
When you cooked my favourite meal you must have got me confused with my SISTER because i stopped eating pork seven years ago
About those silk boxers i turned away from you because the $49.99 tag was still on them. I prayed it was a coincidence my SISTER had borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.
After all that i still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when i won ten million on the lotto i quit my job and bought us two tickets to jamaica. But when i got home you had gone.
Everything happens for a reason i guess and i hope you have a GREAT LIFE. My lawyer said the letter you left ensures you wont get a dime from me.

So take care
Your Ex-Wife
Rich as hell and free

P.S I dont know if i ever told you this,but my sister carla was born carl. I hope thats not a problem


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