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PREGNANCY

An 18 year old girl tells her mum that she has missed her period for the last two months. Very worried the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test shows positive. Shouting,cursing and crying the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!".
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a ferrari stops outside their home. A mature and distinguished man who is impeccably dressed in an armani suit steps out from the ferrari and goes into the house.
He sits in the living room with the girl her mother and father and tells them"your daughter has informed me of the problem. I cant marry her because of my personal situation, but i will pay all costs and provide for your daughter."
If a girl is born i will buy her 2 retail stores a house a beach front villa and $5,000,000 in her bank account. If a boy is born he will get 2 factories and $10,000,000 in his bank account. If it is twins they will recieve a factory and $15,000,000
However if there is a miscarriage i am not sure what to do. What would you suggest.
At this point the girls father who had remained silent places a hand firmly on the mans shoulder and tells him
"THEN YOU TRY AGAIN "


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