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COUNTING HAIRS

Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife. When it was time to leave his car would not start. It was too late to call a garage.
The husband told charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed though or a sofa so charlie would have to sleep in with him and his wife.
No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife tapped charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her.

He whispered "I cant do that your husband is my best friend"

"listen sugar"she whispered back "There aint anything in the world could wake him up"

"I cant believe that"charlie said "If i start makin love to you he will wake up"

"Sugar he certainly wont. If you dont believe me pull a hair out his ass and see if that wakes him"

Charlie did that. He was amazed when he did not even move. So he went over to the wife's side of the bed and made love to her.
When he finished he went back to his side of the bed. Before long he felt the tap on the shoulder again and again he pulled out a hair to make sure the husband was sleeping.
This happened eight times during the night. Each time before he made love to the wife he pulled a hair out of the husbands ass.
The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and said

" Charlie old pal, i dont mind you screwing the wife but stop using my ass for a scoreboard"


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