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In a trial in a small southern town the prosecuting attorney called his first witness.
A grandmotherly elderly woman came to the stand. He approached her and asked
"Mrs Jones do you know me?"
She replied "Why yes,i do know you Mr Williams. I've known you since you were a boy,and frankly you have been a disappointment to me. You lie,cheat on your wife and you manipulate people and talk behind their backs.
You think you are a big shot when you have not got the brains to realise you will never amount to anything more than a pen pusher. "
The lawyer was stunned and not knowing what to do he pointed across the room and asked
"Mrs Jones do you know the defence attorney ?"
She replied "Why yes i do. I've known Mr Bradley since he was a boy too. He is lazy, bigoted,an alcoholic and cant build a normal relationship with a woman. "
At this point the judge called both of the attorneys over and said to them
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, i will send both of you to the electric chair."

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