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BISHOP AN THE ASS

A preacher wanted to raise funds for his church and on being told that there is a fortune to be made in horse racing decides to buy a horse and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction the price of horses was too high and he bought a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it he might as well enter it in the races anyway. To his suprise the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried the headline " PREACLERS ASS SHOWS "
The preacher was so pleased he decided to enter it in another race and this time it won.
The headline was "PREACHERS ASS OUT IN FRONT"
However the Bishop was upset at this kind of publicity and ordered the preacher not to enter it any more races.
The headline was "BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHERS ASS"
This was too much for the bishop and he told the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher gave it to a nun at the nearby convent.
The headline was "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The bishop fainted. He told the nun to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The headline was "NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10"
This was too much for the bishop so he told the nun to buy it back and lead it to the plains and let it go.
The headline was "NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"

The bishop was buried the next day.


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