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Three old grandma's were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home.
When an old grandpa walked by.
One of the old grandma's yelled out
"We bet we can tell how old you are!"
The old grandpa said"No way you can tell you old fools"
One of the grandma's said "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and your underpants and we will tell your age"
Embarrassed but anxious to prove they could not the old grandpa dropped them.
The grandma's first asked him to turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down
Then they all said at once
"You are 87 yrs old"
Standing with his pants around his ankles the old grandpa said
"How in the world did you guess"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear they all said
"We were all at your birthday party yesterday"

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