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A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset.
"Whats the matter" asks the bartender
"Its a long story, i met this beautiful woman who asked me to her home, we stripped and jumped into bed.
We were just about to make love when her husband came home,so i had to jump out the window and hang on by my fingernails without any clothes on."
"Gee thats tough" said the bartender
"Right, but thats not what got me mad. When her husband came in the room he wanted sex with her, but he needed a piss.
The lazy git pissed out the window right onto my head."
"Yeugh! No wonder your in a lousy mood"
"Yeah, but i have'nt told you what really made me mad.
Next i had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished he tossed the condom out the window right onto my forehead!"
"Damn that is bad"
"Oh i'm not finished yet. See their toilet was broke and he needed a dump. He stuck his ass out the window and let loose on my head."
"That would mess up your day"
"Yeah yeah yeah, but do you know what really pissed me off? I looked down an my feet were only six inches from the ground!!"

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