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ten ways to flirt with girls

10. Rub her feet...until she wakes up.Then run.
9. Correct her grammar, spelling, and pronunciationwith great fervor.
8. Get a dog and lose it.Hang up flyers and ask yourcrush to help you find the dog. She will help, even if you’re ugly.
7. Change her mind about politics by using the full volume of your voice.
6. Show her pictures of you when you were a baby.Then say, “Go ahead and keep them. I have copies.”
5. Show off your video game skills.
4. As you bow, remember to remove your hat, but also squint hard enough so that your monocle doesn’t fall out.
3. A corsage on the day of prom is expected. A corsage on Thanksgiving morning is special.
2. Share the same textbook during class, but slowlyand seductively lick your fingers before turning eachpage. (Use only your pinky for added effect.)
1. Become cold and distant.Don’t talk to her. And if she talks to you, act aloof and somewhat mean. Never smile. Never laugh. Pretend your life is extremely complicated and difficult. Wear a lot of dark colors. Be moody. Answer every question with a vague, “It’s just this place, you know? It’s like...Idon’t know.” You will win the heart of every girl in the entire world. Add a British accent and you will be made King of Women

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