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* Say it in a BLONDE kind of way!... *

* The guy who INVENTED the FIRE must have been one hell of a BRIGHT SPARK!...
* When God gave out BRAINS,I thought he said TRAINS,-so I asked 4 a SMALL,SLOW 1...
* IQ is one hell of a car!...
* The Ultimate TRAFFIC-BLOCKER is 4 BLONDES in 4 CARS at a 4 WAY STOP...
* Does a WAX-DOLL get hurt when PEOPLE are having ACUPUNCTURE?...
* - How I feel about being surrounded by a bunch of DROOLING IDIOTS?..- FLATTERED of course!..
* I'm definatly NOT stupid! I'm just very bad at the things that I do!... *
* OPERA is when a guy is singing after being stabbed in the back instead of bleeding...
* A woman needs 4 pets: 1. A MINK in the closet. 2. A JAGUAR in the garage. 3. A TIGER in bed. 4. A JACK-ASS 2 PAY 4 it all!...
* Most people seem 2 think that MODELING is MINDLESS work. I can DENIE that,since I most surtanly know how 2 wear a DRESS,-both SITTING down and STANDING up!... *
* It's BETTER keeping your mouth SHOT,with people wondering if u're an IDIOT, than OPEN it,-and they'll KNOW 4 sure!
* 2 die bye my side must be a heavenly way 2 die! *
* Nobody´s perfect...
- And, by the way... Hay, my name is NOBODY... *
* I couldn´t care less who U´r father is!.. - Find another river 2 walk on, because I´m NOT leaving, and I´m gonna keep fishing here 4 at least 4-5 more hours!!.. *
* I don´t remember,-BOYS never forgeth... *
* Einstein is DEAD. Newton is DEAD, Edison is DEAD, and Ford is DEAD!... And I don´t feel well at all!... *
* If u had sex last night,-smile!.. And if u didn't,-follow me,-and u will smile tomorrow!!....
* Since the WORLD is ROUND,the END of the world may actually be the BEGINNING!?..
* I'm just as CONFUSED as a FARTH would be in a Fishing-NET!..
* Let me put it this way;..- U can't ignore the possibility that I'll put it EXACTLY like this!...
* U aren't really DRUNK before u're unable 2 lay on the floor without something 2 hold on 2!..
* Why is it Monday EACH Monday,and Saturday only ONCE a WEEK?!...
* I Will Never Recommend Anybody 2 Use Drugs,Drink,Lie Or Cheat,-No Matter How Well It's Working 4 Me!..

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