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Here are some charmed quotes:

Melinda: How do you keep your legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.

Piper:The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don´t like them, but I don´t go running naked through the house screaming ´RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.´ either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.

Piper:So why is Sir Lust-A-Lot after you?
Paige: How should I know?
Piper: Well, because it´s your fairy tale and it´s alive and frozen in our kitchen.

Piper: You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often.

Piper:You were at Cole´s all night?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Did you?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Was he?
Phoebe: Uh huh.

Piper:Hi, Phoebe. Need a diaper change?
Phoebe: Haha, very funny. Look, we need you to come home right away by midnight or else...
Piper: The tooth fairy´s gonna come and harass us all for not flossing?

Xotar: I´m Krell, a Xotar.
Prue: I´m Prue, a Scorpio

Cole:You´ve got to hold my hand.
Prue: This already sucks.

Ava: Oh you´ve made that clock so small, you must posses great powers
Piper: No, just a great credit card

Prue:Stairs can be sobering

Piper:Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that.
Piper: I love you.
Prue: Bite me.

Demon: You´ve got something up your sleeve...
Phoebe: [looks at sisters´ shirts] Hello? Sleeveless

Leo:Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

Cole:Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. ´Sorry I tried to strangle you´ Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.

Piper:You know, I don´t wanna be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.
Prue: You´ve never been fun, Piper.
Piper: I´ve always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
Prue: Oh, Mrs. Fun.

Piper:Oh, please, please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it´s really cold.

Phoebe: ´Hey I forgot your question´
Piper: ´I asked it if Prue would have sex with someone other than herself this year.´
Phoebe: ´That´s disgusting..*whispers to spirit board* Please say yes´

[Prue has just changed back from being a dog. Piper is scratching Prue´s head]
Prue: What are you doing?
Piper: I think you´ve got fleas.
Prue: You know what? That´s so not funny because I think I do.

Piper: Bad Prue. Very bad Prue.
[Prue growls]
Piper: Hi, Kujo, who you growling at?

Piper: Paige. Is everything okay?
Paige: Better than okay. I´m going to have a love life.
Phoebe: You´re making a love potion?
Paige: No, I´m making a stun potion.
Piper: So that lovers will be stunned by you?
Paige: No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
Phoebe: You´re in love with a Kazi demon?
Paige: Try to stay with me, people.

Chris: I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper: Well, you´ll be happy to know that you´re a boy.
[holds up ultrasound picture]
Chris: That´s not what I meant.
Paige: [looking at picture] I don´t see it.
Piper: Oh, see, it´s this little thing right here...
Chris: Whoa!
[grabs ultrasound]
Chris: Excuse me! Do you mind?

[Prue, Piper and Phoebe have been outed on national TV and are receiving interview requests up the wazoo]
Piper: So, what do you think? Should we go with Oprah, or Barbra? Barbra makes you cry. We go with Oprah.

Piper: Baby book. My baby book. Oh, look how squishy I was.

Piper: ´She´s such a pretty dog.´
Phoebe: ´What else did you expect?´
Leo: ´A Doberman. ´
Prue: ´Grrrrr... ´

Phoebe: ´I wish I had dreams like that.´
Piper: ´Mom would have to knock before she came into your dreams.´

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