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Words of Wisdom...or idiocy

Words to live by...or die by...just be careful who you say them to.


If you can't beat them, arrange to have then beaten.

The bigger they are, the worse they smell.

A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move a body.

A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

All things are possible, except skiing through revolving doors.

As you journey through life, take a moment every now and then to think about others - as they could well be plotting something.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons - because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Don't become superstitious - its bad luck.

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're absolutely certain he won't get up.

Don't take life too seriously, after all no one gets out alive.

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