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Adult Jokes!

1) An old man asked his wife he want to drink her milk. Wife satisfied his wish after drinking 2 drops of milk he died the post mortem report was like this ´ the man died because of drinking expired milk.´
2) 4 advantages of breast milk: 1= No need to boil. 2=Cat cant steal it.3=Available in soft containers. 4=buy 1 get 1 free
3) A man was fucking his wife.unfortunately his condom slipped and went in2her vegina.ten months later newspapers flashed " FIRST EVER LAMINATED BABY BORN´
4) Man:I want a condom, Salesgil:May I hold ur penis 4 size? M:Sure.. S.girl:Give him a "M"!Wait,give him"L"!Wait,give him"XL" Oh no,SHIT!Give me a Tissue paper!.
5) Girls asked God 2 make penis better looking. "No way!"God said,"I made it ugly n u suck it, if I make it pretty u will eat it"
6) A women goin 2 US she askd her hsbnd wat u wnt frm der,he said 1 american girl Aftr 2weeks she cme bk H´band askd abt d american girl She said wait for 9 mnths.

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