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Nobodys Fool

There was an old man and all he had in the whole wide world was his faithful female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets £50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So the old man goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied the old man ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand pounds for the food.'' says the manager
''But I haven't touched the food." says the old man
''It was right there sir, so you should have. Two thousand pounds for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there sir, so you should have.
Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there sir. You owe a total is eight thousand pounds sir."
The Old man says, ''well you owe me ten thousand pounds for skrewing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't skrew your donkey.''
The old man says''It was there sir. You should have!

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