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Conversation on an Aeroplane

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger
turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"


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