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So i dreamt about a goose, whats wrong with that?

Many people think dreams are an insight into the person-as a qualified freudian psychoanalist (dream 'shrink'for those not in the know) i have to agree-
You can of course see the dilemma i faced when waking up the other morning in a pool of my own man juice
I know what your thinking-but surely thats normal for a red blooded male? Well, thats what i thought till i remembered my dream...of a goose!
now we all know the story how the goose is the best duck possible (teehee see what i did there), cause at the point of no return, wringing its neck causes an almighty spasm splat splat
I must stress i have never done this in real life-but trust me, the dream experience is bad enough (especially if, like me, you end up with the bird on your plate-tis scrumptious so i'm told)-now those of you off to bed, sweet dreams-wanna know more? For further information on the matter, such as tips on stuffing the christmas turkey, contact KOP for the degenerate factfile no. 46

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