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Here u can see a lot of very naughty sms
<1>Full form of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,
E-Equally..Thats why boys go to college regularly.
<2>Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?

Its'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl'

reverse the order GFEDCBA

'Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!
<3>He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO.
<4>A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend a pillow.
<5>I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
<6>What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
<7>I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals.
<8>Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!

You have only 2 eyes.......

But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?
<9>I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:

one to get in and another to get out.
<10>Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,

Woh aankhon se war karti hai,

Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,

Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai.
<11>Zinda ho to sms bhejo,

Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,

Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,

Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,

Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself.
<12>If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely

& feel that U have lost every thing,

I will come, Hold your hand,

take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From.
<13>I have a confession 2 make,

Ever since I have known U, its kinda hard for me to 4get U.

Every time u appear in my Dreamz,

n I find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT!
<14>Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho,

Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho,

Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho,

Dil kamjor hai mera,

Itna kyon darate ho?
<15>Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath

Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main

“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
<16>Wives r incoming calls,

Lovers r outgoing calls,

Aunties r Toll-free calls,

Callgirls r Roaming calls,

Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
<17>Ek bachay ne paida hotay he nurse se poocha " mobile phone hai?"

Nurse: tum kia karon gay?

Bacha: God ko miss call deni hai ke main pohanch gaya.
<18>Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
<19>MuSharraf Pareshan Biwi se,"Kya hoa kyo Pareshan ho?"

Begam," Have not U read the newspaper?

Benazir says tht "She wants Musharraf without Uniform"
<20>Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

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