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Your mama is so short when u look at her drivers licence u can see her feet °°°°° your mama is so stupid instead of putting lip stick on her lips she puts in in her forehead and says she is making up her mind°°°°° your mama is so stupid she sits on da tv and looks at the couch°°°°° your mama is so old she sat behind jesus in the first grade °°°°° your mama's tv is so old it only has 2 butttons on and off °°°°° your mama is so fat that her shadow wieghts 100 pounds °°°°°your mama is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit by a train °°°°° your mama is so ugly when she goes in a bank the cameras go off°°°°°when your mama was born the docters slapped her parents°°°°°your mamas glasses is so thick when she looks in a map she can see people waving°°°°°

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