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SOME COOL Sardar Jokes

1.One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.
While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh!!!

2. A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

3. Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

4. Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?

5. Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

6. A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.
On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.
Then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day,he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can. "

7. Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

8. Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Sardarji : 'What problem?'

9. So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he might be thinking??
"Saala today again I will have to fall......"

10. Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." "But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "

11. A Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

12. 2 sardars talking during diwali
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to Pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

13. woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !

14. koi apni biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
aadmi bola: Lagta hai pohanch gayee

15. Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK

16. How do you fit 20 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside

17. Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

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