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::Hav a read of these slogans, ne of which could promote ´NationalCONDOM´ Week! As u can see...i amu


==> while ur UNdressing V enus, dress up ur penis!~
==> 2start Guard ur trunk, then depart with ur gunk!~
==> Wrap up ya whacker before you attack her!~
==> Make sure ur well hid, b4 u tamper with her grid!~
==> If u aint gona sack it, go home n whack it!~
==> Cover ur stump before u jump!~
==> Dont be a loner, cover ur boner!~
==> U can play with her thong, if u cover ur bong!~
==> U cant go wrong, when u make safe ur prong!~
==> If u slip between her thighs, make sure u condomize!~
==> If u think shes funky, take care of ur spunky!~
==> She wont get sick, if u wrap ur dick!~
==> It will be sweeter, if u contain ur meter!~
==> Dont be silly, protect ur willy!~
==> If in doubt, shroud ur spout!~
==> If u go in2 heat, package ur meat!~
==> Especially in December, gift wrap ur member!~
==> Never never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker!~
==> Dont be a fool, Vulcanize ur tool!~
==> The right selection, will protect ur erection!~
==> Wrap it in foil b4 checkin her oil!~
==> A crank with armor will neva harm her!~
==> No glove, No love!~
==> When u come2 bat, wear a hat!~

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