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sandra dewi - Newest pictures Woman

Love Jokes

1. It is important to find a woman who is good at house hold chores, cooks well and can take care of the kids.
2. It is important to find a woman whom you can bring out for social functions.
3. It is important that she shares the same life goal and common vision as you.
4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these 4 women never meet.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time".


It was the start of a new school year. Jamie, a young and attractive lady teacher, was teaching a primary four class. After a few months, she noticed that there was one particular boy Tommy who wasn’t doing well in his class tests.
One day after school, Jamie asked the underperforming boy to stay back so that she could find out more about his difficulties.
Teacher: "Tommy, I noticed you have been doing poorly in your class tests recently. Are you facing any difficulties at home or in school?"
Tommy: "Teacher, I've fallen in love with someone.”
Teacher: "With whom?"
Tommy: "With you."
Teacher: *looks surprised* "But Tommy, you’re only ten years old now. Our age gap is too wide. I don't want a child."
Tommy: "Oh, don't worry Teacher. I know how to use a condom!"

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