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1."DEAR FRND"Jee karta hai tujhepyar du.."DOSTI"pe jindagi vaar du..par jab tera "SMS"Nahiaata to ji kartahai,Teri"GAAND"me "GOLI"maar du.!!
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2.Sajti rahe khushiyo ki mehefil,har khushi suhani rahe,aap zindagi me itna khush rahe ki khuda kare har khushi aapki diwani rahe. GOOD night..
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3.Hum najron se dur hai ankho se nahi,hum khwabo se dur hai khaylo se nahi,hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi........
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4.Sajti rahe khushiyo ki mehefil,har khushi suhani rahe,aap zindagi me itna khush rahe ki khuda kare har khushi aapki diwani rahe. GOOD night..
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5.GIRLFRIEND k DOODH peene k 4 fayde1.Milawat ka koi khatra nahin2.Sabhi aayu vargon me lokpriya3.AAkarshak packing me uplabdhta4.1k sath 1free.
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6.Chand ko akele me sharam aati hogibaat kuch Aapke b samajh me aati hogijab b zikr hota hai Smart logon kaAapko meri yaad bahut Aati hogi
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7.ChootChootChootChootChootChootChootChootChootChootChootChootAb Vim bar k bade pack pe 3 rupaye ki Choot!!GudnitU Dirty Mind!
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8.Zindagi k din kese bhi ho guzar jayenge,ek din hum bhi chupkay se mar jayenge,aaj rahtey h aap ka DIL me yaad ban kAR kal aansoo ban k aankhon se nikal jayenge.
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9.Jab meri yaad aye to fon karnaphone ni kar suko to msg karnamsg ni kar sako to misscall denavo b na kar suko to mobile ko gand me dalkar vibrat on kar lena
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10.Ye waqt lamhe guzar jayenge, zindagi me Kuch khokar Kuch payenge.Aaj hum karib hain kal door ho jayenge,par vada raha roz yaad zarur ayenge.
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11.dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote,ye zindgi to aap ki amaanat thi warna,hum to kab ke mar gaye hote.
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12.Suhagraat ke baad Husband ne Puchha kaisa Laga Wife- 5% Dard 5% Sharm 90% Purani Yaaden Fir Se Taaza Ho gai...
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13.What is diffrence between PROBLEM and CHALLANGE, Teacher asked Santa. Santa answered 2 boy + 1 girl = PROBLEM.... 1 boy + 2 girl= CHALLANGE
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14.Sardarji dukhi the, kisi ne pucha: Kya hua Papaji?Sardarji: Dost ko plstic surgry k liye 2 lakh diye the, ab usko pehchan nhi pa raha hu!
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15.TumHa TUMAwara KUTTEGatar ke SUARNali ke KIDEYGai ke GOBARMalaria K MACCHARSe door Rahna mere DOST Varna. Bimar pad jaoge...
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16.Kuch baate bhuli hui,kuch pal beete hue, Har galti ka ek naya bahana,Aur fir sbki nazar me aana,EXam ki puri raat jaagna,Fir bhi sawal dekhke sar khu
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17.Durion ke na parwah kiya kijiye,dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,hum door zyada nahi aapse, bus apni ankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
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18.Ishq me ye anjam paya hai hath pair tute muh se khon aya hai HospitaL pahuche to nurso ne ye farmaya hai Baharo phol barsao kisi ka MAHbOOb aya hai
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19.Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai paraajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai...
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20.1HeartLoving U!2EyesLookingat U!5SensesMissingU!24HoursThinkingabout U!7DaysMessagingU!100yrsI Need U as My "SWT frnd.
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21.Kisi ke didar k liye dil tadpta hai,kisi ke intezar mein dil tarasta hai,ab Kya kahen is kambhakt dil ko,Jo apna ho kar bhi kisi or k liye dhadkata hai.
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22.Aapki yadoke bina ek pal nahi rehna, aapse dur rehne ka ye DARD nahi sehna, aapko sirf ek hi Lafz me hai batana, mujhe KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA...
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23.Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai,Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,Ho jaiye aap bhi inme shamil,Ek pyari si Subha apko jaga rahi hai.
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24.Zindagi hamari itni roshan n hoti agar aap yeh gulshan aabad nahi karte.mana hum sms kam karte hai matlab yeh nahi ki aap ko yaad nahi karte.
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25.Jamane se alag aap me sharaefat dekhi hai. Aap ke dil me khub mohabat dekhi hai.Aap insaan nahi koi farishte ho, Aap ki dosti me rab ki ibadat dekhi hai.
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26.Kuch kehte hain dosti pyaar hai, kuch kehte hain dosti zindagi hai. Hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai, jis se badkar na pyaar hai na zindagi hai...
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27.TERI yaad MITTA nahi NAHI saktha DILSE tujhe BULA nahi SAKTHA teri YAADE mera KHAZAANA hai YE khazana ME lutta NAHI saktha.?
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28.Pyar karto 'EK'se kar..Ho sake tokisi 'NEK'se kar,Jab takna milesaccha 'DILDAR'Kam se kam'TRY' to'HAR EK' se kar..!
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29.Kisi ke didar k liye dil tadpta hai,kisi ke intezar mein dil tarasta hai,ab Kya kahen is kambhakt dil ko,Jo apna ho kar bhi kisi or k liye dhadkata hai.
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30.Zindagi me kabhi kuch chaha he nahi jo bhi caha use kabhi paya he nahi,jise paya use yun kho diya mano zindagi me kabhi koi aaya hi nahi.
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31.Bichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge, sote hue ko khawab me kya doge, hum chahte hain umar bhar ki dosti ka waada, kaho is sawal ka jawab kya dogay?
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32.Labo ki hasi Aapke naam kar denge.har khushi Aap par kurban kar denge.jis din honge kam mere sms. Hum mobile ko nokia care walon k naam kar denge..
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33.Sehmi si nigaho me khawab hum jaga denge,suni si raho me phul hum bicha denge,hamare sang muskara kar to dekhiye,hum apka har gum bhula denge.
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34.Apke bister per makdi lage,apke room me machar phire,raat ko light chali jaye,puri rat garmi lage,sapne me bhoot aaye,chalo ab so jao,good night,
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35.Barsat ki rat

ek bhigi ladki

bhiga badan

bhigi zulfe

bhinge hont

usse nazrein mili
dekh kar aisa laga










kal 100%
bimar padegi.
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36.(Girl come late)
Boy-chand taro ko neend aa rahi hai,
Teri ma ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.
Girl-MAA ki chut ka na de vaasta, Kholti hu "BRA" le karale nashta.
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37.
Agar aap chahte hain ki aapke chehre pe dhul-miti na lage to





to





to
har roj subah ASIAN PAINT LAGAYIYE

jo DHUL-MITI ko tikne na de...!
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38.Bindas hoke soneka!

Tension nahi leneka!

Acche sapne dekhneka!

Bhoot se nahi darneka!

Bole to: Mirror me nahi dekhne ka!!

Good night..
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39.Khamosh the hum to magrur samaj liya...,Chup hai hum to majbur samaj liya..,Yehi aapki galti hai ke...,Hum itne kareeb the fir bhi aapne dour samaj liya...!
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40.Ek Sindhi kothe pe gaya aur Aunty se bola- Mujhe Lita se milna hai. AUNTY-Woh 1 baar ka 1000 Rs. leti hai. SINDHI-No problem. Sindhi Lita ko thok k 1000 de deta hai. Next day fir Lita ko thok k 1000 de deta hai.3rd day fir Lita ko thok k 1000 deta hai. LITA-Tum bahut achhe ho,kaha se aaye ho? SINDHI- Ullasnagar se. LITA-Oh,waha to meri bahen bhi rahti hai. SINDHI-Pata hai,usi ne to mujhe 3000 Rs diye the aur kaha tha ki tumhe de du..! Gud nyt
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41.Lady Teacher to student :H for Hat, I for inkpot, K for kite, L for LUND oh sorry sorry muh se nikal gaya. Student:to muh mai liya kyo tha.
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42.My Marrige is Fixed after 31 DAYSSurprisedHa ha haafter 31days is 1st AprilIm the 1st Person to FOOL U
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43.Humne Manga Tha Saath Unka,Wo Judaai Ka Gam De Gaye,Hum Unki Yaadon Ke Sahare Ji Lete.Par Wo Bhul Jaane Ki Kasam De Gaye..
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44.I Love You..Dont freak.Its'Frndz love'day!Send dis 2al UR valued frnds,evn 2me if UR a Gd Frnd ofmine. If5cum bck, U'll gt married 2ur luv!plz send me back.
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45.Jindagi he to Kwab he.Kwab he to Manjile he.Manjile he to Raste he.Raste he to Fasale he.Fasale he to Muskile he.Muskile he to MAIN HOON NA.
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46.Aankh mein khushi labon par hansi gam ka kahi naam naho aapko holi pe itna rang diya jaye ki ghar walo ko bhi apki pehchan na ho .Happy Holi....,
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47."Ek gum shuda report"



Naam:LUND



Rang:KALA



Height:6 INCH



Kapde:CONDOM



AGAR MIL JAYE TO GAAND ME DAAL LENA !!! ??? !!!
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48.A bidu

Apun wishing u

a wonderful

super duper

jabardast

Xtra badia

Xtra special

1 dam mast

dhinchak

bole to 1 dam jhakas

"HAPPY HOLI"
samaj gaye MAMU
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49.Teacher:- Dushashan kaun tha? Student:- Chutiya tha! Teacher:-Kaise?Student:- Saala itna time Draupadi ki saari khichta raha, sari ko upar bhi to kar sakta tha.
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50.Yaad karoge toh Yaad ayenge. Yaad nahi karoge toh b Yaad ayenge. Jitne dur jaoge, utne paas ayenge. Khud ko bhool jayenge per, TUMKO NA BHOOl paenge. i miss u
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51.Aaj ki Holi me aapke sare dukh dard jal jaye, aur kal ki Dhulendi ke saare rang aapke jeevan ko Indradhanush jaisa sundar banaye "HAPPY HOLI"
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52.Hum ko rangna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai kyoki....? Jispar aapki dosti ka rang chada ho usper dusra rang chad hi nahi sakta...? Very very happy Holipawan
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53.Apki tareef main yeh Sms pesh karte Hain..U'R 70% lovelyU'R 75% sweetU'R 85% naughtyU'R 90% cute u'r100% beautiful70+75+85+90+100=U R TOTALY 420 SAMJHE..
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54.Full forms! Cuba-caught under bra area. Pune-plz use nirodh everyday. Paris-plz allow rape in schools. USA-under skirt activity. Japan-jumping nd pumping 8 ni8.
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55.Sweet sms4azakkas personfromanice friend4afundoo reasonataright timefromacool mindinafantastic moodinahatke style2sayHappy holi
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56.Santa: yar Banta girlfrend ko gift dena hai kya du. Banta:Anguthi dede Santa:nahi yar kuch bada bata Banta:MRF ka tayer dede.
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57.TAN me "MASTI", MANN me"UMANG", chalo akaash me dale "RANG",ho jaye sab "SANG SANG",aur udae masti k"RANG"<>.wish u a very HAPPY HOLI.
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58.Har yaado me usi ki yaad rahti hai,meri aankho ko usi ki talash rahti hai. ...


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