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21.11.06 Funnies

Blonde Diary:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108 lbs!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!

What a year!!


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