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Why Cats Are Better Than Men

1) A CAT always hits the littertray.

2) No matter what your CAT brings into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.

3) You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.

4) If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.

5) A CAT purrs when you serve it dinner.

6) You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a man to cut his toenails.

7) It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.

8) You don't have to worry about your CAT turning into a pig when you host a party.

9) A CAT knows you're the key to its happiness... A man thinks he is.

10) If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy it.

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