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The Sisters Of Mercy

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of road when he notices
a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on
without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
He realizes that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a
third sign saying:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On
the far side of the car park is a somber stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF MERCY
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a
nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the road, and was interested
in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on
this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another
nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place £50 in
the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets £50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling
it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the car park, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY!


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