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A 33year old man in South Africa was accosted by a passer by who lured him to his home with an offer of food. once there the good samaritan locked the door and told the man to have sex with his wife.
the victim was punched when he refused. he was then partially stripped and forced to ejaculate into a jar.
the suspect collected his victims sperm in the jar before letting him go. police are still trying to trace the suspect.
The chef at a Zurich hotel who lost a finger in a meat slicer mishap submitted a claim to his insurance company.
it suspected negligence and sent an inspector to check the machine. when he turned it on he too lost a finger. claim approved.
Shortly after last christmas constable Paul Sorbain visited David Baldwin 58 of Fleminton Victoria about damage to the latters car.
the one legged Baldwin then began stalking the young Australian policeman bombarding him with loud Irish music on his care tape recorder.
he was arrested on 13 jan and given a suspended jail term of three months.
To check for witchcraft grooms have been taking their brides to Djundjerski Serbia for an ancient broom test. the women are weighed then again with the broom
if thay weigh more the second time, thay are not being supported by the broom and are certainly not a witch, a certificate is issued.
historians from Novi sad uni who revived the ritual were stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Factory worker Constantin Simion 52 from Romania who spent most of his life under Ceausescus dictatorship has asked for asylum in Iraq.
´if Iraq say no i´ll try my luck with Cuba or Libya anything that is a totalitarian regime´ he said ´im sick of democracy.´
After Jacqueline Boansons debit card was stolen a mystery £291.40 appeared in her bank account. Andrew Cameron had stolen the card from his victims post and used it to place two £50 bets on the horses.
when the horses romped home ladbrookes paid the winnings into ms Boansons account. the thief was placed on 12 months probation in cheltenham.

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