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Here Are My Best Jokes

Two tramps walking down da street one tramp says have u shit the other said checky cunt no! so then the tramp said Drop ur pants he did and said i thought u havent shit the tramps replys oh i thought u ment 2 day.

Gareth Gates walks into a shop for a Mars Bar and comes out with 50
packets of M & M´s!

Gareth Gates has been picked from hundreds of hopefuls and has
landed an extremely lucrative contract for a new television
chocolate bar advertising contract.
p....... p p p p p p p pick up a penguin, a wonderful p
............p p p penguin.....

Why is oxygen like sex?
It´s no big deal unless you´re not getting any.

Ali G Poem
Hickery dickery dock,
dis bitch was suckin me cock,
the clock struck 2,
me squirted me goo,
den wiped me dick on er frock.

How do you know when your girlfriend´s too fat?
When she sits on your face and you can´t hear the stereo.

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