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Being a student
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues ,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we´ll both graduate in hot oral sex!

HOT SEX
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ... NO SEX !

TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum big cocks cum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

KENTUCKEY
A woman is like a kentuckey fried chicken, it has legs , breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

WOMENS NEEDS
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

SICK LEAVE
A guy call into work and says: Boss I can´t come to work to day, I´m sick. Boss asks: How sick are you? The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?

BRAND SEX
Sex is like nokia -connecting people like Nike -just do it Like Pepsi -ask for more Like Samsung -everyone is invated and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

VALANTINE
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

FUCKING MAFIA
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

THE BUSH
When an apple is green it´s ready to pluck When a girl is sixteen she´s ready to fuck!

The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-ur caring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!

Luv is a sensation
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

Good Sex Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!

Equation
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Sex Guide
Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,
lick d cunt,stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel d cum, den let it rip into her bum!

Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch the cum drip down my chin!

Life as a penis
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b’hind u
4)ur bestm8s a cunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!

Pregnant Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,it cant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight ars
e (_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse

Flying Fuck
Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Beat Me
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make me cum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!

£50 note tattood on your cock
3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on ur cock:
1- U can play wiv ur money,
2- U can see ur money grow
3- Ur girl can blow as much money as she wants

Chinese Buffet
CHINESE SUNDAY BUFFET MENU: *chu sum twat *suc mi pork *lic mi clit *tungsum chick *goo in hand *fuc sum now *gulp sum kum *cho kon it ´ENJOY UR MEAL!

Bastard Rubber
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

Nice Arse
I like your style, I like your class, but most of all i like your arse!

Cat & Rooster
Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happy cock theres a wet pussy!

Love poem
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

Bonna There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Cocktail
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy, Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!

Triplets or Twins
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

How to satisfy a woman
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;
caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job


Life is like a dick
Life is like a dick! When it´s hard Fuck it!

Rainbow
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

Love & War
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i´ll blow the shit out of you!

Little Girl
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm, I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

Virginity is like a balloon
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it´s gone forever!

Question Time
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
A)walnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest?
A)chestnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin?
A)a mouth full of cock!

The Truth
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

Pringles Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can´t stop!!

Marriage
A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute! WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!

Getting Old
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

Baby Please
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection, my teeth are clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

How manu animals can you fit in a pair of tights?
HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies, 2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

Sex+drugs+rock+rave
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e´s,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

Men like toilets
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!

Mary´s bush
Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

Horny
Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

5 bad things to say to a naked guy
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work,right?
3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

Hickory, dickory, dock
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!

Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her, smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!

Down on her Knees
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a fuckin good job!

Cat and the Sausage
A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet, then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Oral sex
Oral sex can b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver, den u cum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!

Mary´s bike
Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up her cunt

Rhyme
a mans ocupation
is to stick his cockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!

NewsFlash
*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !

Nutella
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.

U and the Pope
do u know what´s the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it´s a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)

Durex
Do you wan´t fun Do you wan´t sex Don´t forget durex

Old Days
in days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied socks around their cocks + people like u were prevented.

Sex, Drugs + Birthcontrol
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll Speed, weed and birthcontrol, lifes a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world lets get high..

Kiss Me
Kiss´s r blown + kiss´s r wasted kiss´s rnt kiss´s unless they r tasted, kiss´s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

How many letters
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

My Roof?
last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??

Foot and Mouth
mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right now cos its got foot and mouth

Blondes
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop

Operator
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it .
Thank you

Blonde Womens legs
what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don´t know they never met!

This Way Up Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H

I love you
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
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i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

Mary´s Lambs
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got ...
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